Riddles
How can you tell a singer is at your door?
They can't find the key, and don't know when to come in!
How can you tell a trombone player’s kid on the playground???
They don’t know how to use the slide and they can’t swing.
How can you tell you're kissing a french horn player?
When he tries to stick his hand up your ass.
What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer....
A podiatrist bucks up your feet....
What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four
They can't find the key, and don't know when to come in!
How can you tell a trombone player’s kid on the playground???
They don’t know how to use the slide and they can’t swing.
How can you tell you're kissing a french horn player?
When he tries to stick his hand up your ass.
What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer....
A podiatrist bucks up your feet....
What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four
ROTFL... I am at work - taking a breath of air and sip of Diet Pepsi... I BADLY needed to read these right now to lighten the mood. Thank You!
Posted by
Me |
10:23 AM
Love the last one - dated a drummer once - he was always broke.
Posted by
Fantastagirl |
11:47 AM
Q.) What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?
A.) homeless!
Posted by
K. H. |
2:37 PM
So how did the wedding thing go??
Posted by
blueblanket |
4:32 AM