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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lars!

1. There are 336 dimples on Lars.
2. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Lars!
3. If you toss Lars 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
4. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Lars!
5. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Lars!
6. Research indicates that Lars will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
7. Early thermometers were filled with Lars instead of mercury.
8. Lars is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.
9. Lars is actually a mammal, not a fish.
10. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Lars.