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Wednesday, December 29, 2004 

So incredibly STUPID

I don't think my brain can fully comprehend how STUPID this auction is. Buying the water that Elvis supposedly drank from is stupid, but not as stupid as this:

Elvis water cup used onstage 2/21/77 on tour 1/8/05 - winning bidder gets to exhibit cup on Elvis' birthday

Winning bidder, which right now is THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS, gets to SEE the damn cup. Just SEE it. And look at what YOU the winning bidder have to do to see this friggin cup, besides pay over 300 dollars:


winning bidder will supply 2 roundtrip airline tickets from Charlotte International Airport to City of your choice..( continental USA only)
Winning bidder will provide transportation from airport to hotel to venue.
Winning bidder will provide hotel accomodations
Winning bidder will provide adequate security for the cup at all times while on display.
Winning bidder will provide a safe, adequate display area.
Cup will stay in a clear, locked display case at all times.
Bids are to be followed immediatly (at time of bid or before) by an email from bidder to me stating proposed concept, venue, and related details.


Oh, he'll come to you with the cup...IF YOU PAY FOR IT, airline tickets for two, transportation from airport, hotel, SECURITY?!

Oh my FRIGGING LORD this just blows my mind...stupid people spending their stupid money.

You need to click and read the whole auction, it's just ridiculous...

And don't forget that the cup is an ordinary, run of the mill Dixie cup, available at any store, so who knows that it is the original cup that he's bringing, just in case security is lax, or someone tries to swap it out with a cup exactly like it. Head, meet nail. You hit it, buddy.

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