On the Stage

I need my throat for too many things! I decided that today while I was dreading my cold and my throat hurting and wishing it could quickly progress on to just my nose and leave my throat alone.

I need my throat to TALK - I'm a big talker and I like to interact and when my throat hurts I don't want to talk.

I need my throat to EAT - Oooooh man, I don't think you quite know how much I love to eat. I eat constantly and I love food food food. Luckily I have one of my fav. dinners right before I got sick, so that's good at least!

I need my throat to SING - Dammit, singing is my thing. I sing every day of my life, I sing in musicals, I'm singing in this play I just got cast in...and the song is freakin' great. It's a death tango. I'm tangoing with the main guy and singing about dying and that I know who killed me, but I keep saying "it was...it was..." then I break into another verse, then finally after we tango and all the verses are done I sing "It was...it was...it was..." then I do a choking noise, and die. It's hysterical.

I need my throat to DRINK - Ok, not alcohol, I don't dont drink alcohol. But water...hello, when you're sick you're suppose to stay hydrated, but it hurts to drink so you dont stay hydrated. Weird...plus you're suppose to stay hydrated anyway.